6. Stiff punishments for bootleggers
Undoubtedly, students would be first in line to try to profit from the new prohibition laws. As such, punishments for bootleggers would be harsh.
Odds of resolution: slim. Students really don’t seem to care about consequences.
5. Mega University
Like the hospital, all universities are to be combined to form one massive institution. It shall be housed in the refurbished Olympic Stadium and the language of instruction shall be based purely on enrollment numbers. This way, the good citizens of Montreal will only have one part of town to entirely avoid.
Odds of resolution: low. The murder rate at MegaU would be very high.
4. Eliminate Arts programs
Just cut them all. Arts students are clearly the most vocal protesters and, hands down, the most eminently unemployable. So send them out to the job market right away. Two birds here:
- They will save the money that they are fighting so hard for.
- They will save plenty of time otherwise spent completing an utterly worthless degree.
Odds of resolution: decent. Clearly, the world needs more bloggers.