Over the last 20 years, we have collectively witnessed some of the ugliest athletes to ever put on a pro jersey. Whittling the list down to 8 was no easy task. Here is our best effort to spread the love around a few global sports:
8. Andrei Kostitsyn
It’s not that Andrei is ugly; it’s just that he looks like an East German lesbian.
Redeeming quality: he and his brother like to associate with dangerous people.
7. Adam Morrison
Why have Walt Frazier and Keith Hernandez not done anything about this?
Redeeming quality: he is famous enough to be recognised near children’s playgrounds.
6. Greg Oden
Looks like he is perpetually having an allergic reaction to something. He was (supposedly) 20 years old when this photo was taken.
Redeeming factor: this more than makes up for everything (NSFW).
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Where’s Lyle Odelein?
Lyle Odelein could actually pass as an elder Kostitsyn: http://www.nhl.com/ice/player.htm?id=8449957
Odelein,….
feels like i’m going to lose my mind,
You just keep on pushing my love
over the Odelein….
Where’s Michel Therrien? And Otis should have placed first. Randy Johnson has a Chris Cooper in “Adaptation” thing going on.
lol
nice picks
Buy you miss Goliath
http://imgfave.com/view/275446
That neither Luke Chadwick nor Peter “Quasimodo” Beardsley make this list worries me somewhat. Check out the Sun’s list of ugly football all stars: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/top10s/2281604/Top-10-ugly-footballers.html
Honourable mentions should go out to Scottie Pippen, Esa Tikannen, Bobby Holik and Arantxa Sanchez Vicario.
I’m with you on Raunchy Sanchez.