Working from home is awesome. But it can have some less than awesome moments. If you are planning on making the switch, here are 14 reasons why you may want to rethink your strategy. If you are currently fortunate enough to work from the comfort of your own home, some of this may sound familiar:
1. There is no one around to help you when this happens
2. And this is a problem during the daytime as well
3. Without realising it, you slowly end up looking like this guy
4. And start feeling like this guy
5. You eventually end up adopting the social skills of this guy
6. You feel the need to constantly justify what you do all day
7. All the while concealing what you actually do all day
8. Every day at 3pm, you want to do this…
…but end up doing this.
9. You see, in your mind you think that your life will be like this…
…and this…
…but in reality, every room in your house feels like this.
10. Every day at 5pm, you begin to feel like this…
…but you never want her to know how pathetic you are, so you act like this…
11. At 5:15, she still isn’t home, so you begin to feel like this…
…all the while clinging to the hope that she is late because she is busy picking up some of this…
…and this.
12. Finally, at 5:30, when she shows up with this…
…and this…
…your love and gratitude overwhelms you…
…setting up the uncontrollable urge to do this..
13. At 8pm, you may want to do this…
…or this…
…or even this…
…but you can’t. You have to go back to this
14. Because between…
…and…
…you were too busy being this guy…
Do yourself a favour. Don’t be this guy.
Working from home is not for everyone. If you are single, sell your guns before giving it a try.
Otherwise, see you on my front lawn at 3pm.
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Ummm…. I don’t quite follow. What’s the problem with multiple daily wanks??? The only issues I can think of are dealt with quite nicely with dollop of moisturising lotion.