We have already warned you that it is coming. It is now time to stock up. Here is a list of 8 things you need to survive the zombie apocalypse.
When the zombie apocalypse comes, you’ll be glad you stocked up on beer. Men, imagine trekking through abandoned towns and finding a group of ladies wanting to have a good time. You just got a lot more attractive, didn’t you? Women, imagine what you can get some poor sucker to do for you with beer as a reward? The possibilities are endless!
Woman – negative social perceptions = fun, fun, fun! Be prepared for all the sex you can handle. Bonus tip: Condoms are probably an equally good idea.
Let’s face facts: if it’s man vs. wild, chances are you lose unless of course, you’re prepped with the dummy-proof way of starting a fire. Your barbecues will be the stuff of legend.
5. A pen and paper
Remember when you used to meet someone at a bar and needed to write down their phone number? No more cell phones means you’ll need something to help remember where to find that cute blonde from last night.