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8 Things You Need To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

We have already warned you that it is coming. It is now time to stock up. Here is a list of 8 things you need to survive the zombie apocalypse.

8. Beer

cases of beer
When the zombie apocalypse comes, you’ll be glad you stocked up on beer. Men, imagine trekking through abandoned towns and finding a group of ladies wanting to have a good time. You just got a lot more attractive, didn’t you? Women, imagine what you can get some poor sucker to do for you with beer as a reward? The possibilities are endless!

7. Lube

ky jelly
Woman – negative social perceptions = fun, fun, fun! Be prepared for all the sex you can handle. Bonus tip: Condoms are probably an equally good idea.

6. Lighters

lighters
Let’s face facts: if it’s man vs. wild, chances are you lose unless of course, you’re prepped with the dummy-proof way of starting a fire. Your barbecues will be the stuff of legend.

5. A pen and paper

Pen and Paper
Remember when you used to meet someone at a bar and needed to write down their phone number? No more cell phones means you’ll need something to help remember where to find that cute blonde from last night.


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