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The 8 Ugliest Athletes of All Time

Over the last 20 years, we have collectively witnessed some of the ugliest athletes to ever put on a pro jersey.  Whittling the list down to 8 was no easy task. Here is our best effort to spread the love around a few global sports:

8. Andrei Kostitsyn

Andrei Kostitsyn Montreal Canadiens

It’s not that Andrei is ugly; it’s just that he looks like an East German lesbian.

Redeeming quality: he and his brother like to associate with dangerous people.

7.  Adam Morrison

Adam Morrison

Why have Walt Frazier and Keith Hernandez not done anything about this?

Redeeming quality: he is famous enough to be recognised near children’s playgrounds.

6. Greg Oden

Greg Oden

Looks like he is perpetually having an allergic reaction to something.  He was (supposedly) 20 years old when this photo was taken.

Redeeming factor: this more than makes up for everything (NSFW).

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  1. Marco May 9, 2012 at 12:28 pm -

    Where’s Lyle Odelein?

    • Joe Issid May 9, 2012 at 12:49 pm -

      Lyle Odelein could actually pass as an elder Kostitsyn:

    • Biddy May 9, 2012 at 10:15 pm -

      feels like i’m going to lose my mind,
      You just keep on pushing my love
      over the Odelein….

  2. Hilary May 9, 2012 at 12:57 pm -

    Where’s Michel Therrien? And Otis should have placed first. Randy Johnson has a Chris Cooper in “Adaptation” thing going on.

  3. markval May 9, 2012 at 2:35 pm -

    nice picks
    Buy you miss Goliath

  4. richard May 9, 2012 at 7:24 pm -

    That neither Luke Chadwick nor Peter “Quasimodo” Beardsley make this list worries me somewhat. Check out the Sun’s list of ugly football all stars:

  5. Biddy May 9, 2012 at 10:12 pm -

    Honourable mentions should go out to Scottie Pippen, Esa Tikannen, Bobby Holik and Arantxa Sanchez Vicario.

  6. Hilary May 10, 2012 at 9:03 am -

    I’m with you on Raunchy Sanchez.

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